A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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