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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

What's funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Who is John Galt?

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Caramel Boing.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Daniel is a fag

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.