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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Daniel is a fag

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

THe Election

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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