Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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