what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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