- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??