Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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