- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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