Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Woman rights.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

autistic kids rock

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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