How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why? Why not?

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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