Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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poop.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Link ate ink to make him sink.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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the economy.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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