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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Caramel Boing.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Daniel is a fag

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

WNBA

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Who is John Galt?

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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