Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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