- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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