- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Who is John Galt?

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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