- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

hiya

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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