- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Caramel Boing.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Daniel is a fag

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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