why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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