- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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