Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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The holocaust

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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