- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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