What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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What comes after 69? 70

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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Ben Corbishley

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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