- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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