Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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