- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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