- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Connor is homosexuaI

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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