What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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