Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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The game.

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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