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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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