Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Please don't shoot me

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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