- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

No because your face is really f***** up.

womans having rights.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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