Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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