- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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