- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the new green? Green

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

I literally died laughing

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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