A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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