- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

John lazzaro likes dick

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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