How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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So these two girls have a cup .

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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penis. nuff said.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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