Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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