quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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