A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Wait! hundred billions!

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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