Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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