- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

I went to work today....

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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