What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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