What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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