What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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The Oakland Raiders

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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