What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

The EPA.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

1+1=2

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Ian's mind Elevator music

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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