- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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