How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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This sentence is a lie.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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