Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women's rights

deez nuts

My name is Jeff

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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