what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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