What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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gay porn...

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Well this is pointless.....

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yada yada

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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