A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

rocky is here again.......................

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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