- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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