Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Ebola

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Smelly Indians.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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