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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

Smelly Indians.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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