What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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An anti-joke

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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