- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

who do we all like george goodburn

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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