Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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