There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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