What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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