- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

25.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??