What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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