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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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no rasist joks

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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