- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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