- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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