- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Your mom went to college

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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