What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Womens rights

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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