- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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