'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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the love boat

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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Hello

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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