One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Me Neither.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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