A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

You know what's funny? Rape

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

whats white and sticky glue

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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