Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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I had a submarine.... once

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Hello penis

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Women's rights

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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