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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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You know what's funny? Rape

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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