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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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