A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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