GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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