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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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