Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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