- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

Guess what? I like trains.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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