What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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LOL

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The queen having a shit

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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so the weather's nice...

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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