Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

what goes boo a sock

Your mom is so nice.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

cats are pussies

Massie is a fatass

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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