What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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