One time at band camp.............that's it........

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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The WNBA

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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