Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Republicans

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

boobs.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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