Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Justin Bieber

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

so the weather's nice...

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

The queen having a shit

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

LOL

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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