- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after 69? 70

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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