- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Women's Rights..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

why are balck people black because they are

Pineapple.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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