- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Llamaworm

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Your life

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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