- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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