- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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drew edminstin is a rat

What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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