A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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drew edminstin is a rat

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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