- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A man penetrates another man.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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