I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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