- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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