- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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