- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

KILL WHITEY

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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