- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

A man penetrates another man.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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