I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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I like your hair

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The WNBA

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Loperson

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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