why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

I killed someone on minecraft.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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