Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Black people stink of shite!

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Maths.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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